Simpsons Rights

Americans know more about The Simpsons TV show than the US Constitution's First Amendment, an opinion poll says.
-BBC News

So for the record:

Amendment I
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
-National Archives